Schools Ban Touching To Fight H1N1

7 09 2009

What better way to greet all your friends after a long summer break than by awkwardly standing in front of them and saying ‘hi.’ The school thinks that after every high-five and handshake, students will immediately begin licking their fingers and spreading the swine flu. Correct me if I am wrong, but can’t viruses spread airborne? Good luck trying to ban coughing and sneezing next!



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